WADD (Writers Attention Deficit Disorder)

I've come to the conclusion that I suffer from WADD (Writers Attention Deficit Disorder), a very serious disease that affects some writers. Some of the symptoms are: 1) Starting too many projects at the same time. 2) Inability to stick to one story and finish it. 3) Procrastination. (There's always tomorrow!) 4) Write scenes whenever they pop in your mind, without specific order. (After all, you are only doing what the voices in your head tell you to do.) 5) Don't feel bluesy about finishing a story. 6) Get easily excited about starting a new story, and forgets quickly the old one. 7) Sit before the computer for hours unable to write getting easily distracted. (Spending too much time surfing the web and answering emails are cited as the most common form of distraction). 8) Get bored reading those "how to write a novel" books on writing and can't put into practice tips or follow the practice exercises. If you have three or more of these symptoms, you might be suffering from WADD too. So far there isn't a cure. However, it has been found that eating M&M's or some creamy ice cream can help you get through the sense of guilt this illness causes.