Book suggestions?

I must admit it. Not many books are holding my attention these days. If you've been keeping track of the section "What I'm Reading" on the left sidebar, you'll see that I've 4 books started, and the last 2 of those have been there almost forever. One is from TOR, a well-known sci-fi and fantasy publisher, who decided to hop into the paranormal romance bandwagon with a new line, TOR romance. This is the second book I've read from that line. The first one was good, but it was no romance. I could have dropped the hero, and it wouldn't have made a difference to the story. So I thought about giving the line a second chance. After page 126, I quit reading it. Maybe if it'd been labeled as paranormal, I'd have finished it. But it was label as paranormal romance. Sorry, I don't see the "romance" part in it. So I admit I've been bored. A friend suggested me a few erotic romance books. I started reading one at Borders, then set it aside by chapter 3, and I didn't bother to pick up the rest. Erotic romance... same old, same old. Paranormal romance...same old, same old. There's nothing memorable in them. *sighs* I'm looking at my TBR pile, and a sense of dread creeps up my spine. Have I become tired of reading romance novels? *shudders* Today while I was at Borders I was tempted to pick up something from Carole Nelson Douglas or Rita Mae Brown. Let's face with cats with cute names like Midnight Louie and Sneaky Pie Brown, who can resist? *lol* But the truth is... I'M BORED! I need something new to read. So I'm opened to suggestions. (Please, no romance or erotic romance.)