Tagged (thrice!)

Three fabulous divas, Ash, Sheri Haynes, and Sasha White, tagged me. (OUCH!) I have to choose five of these, write about them, and then tag somebody else. This is a hard choice because either I am (professor, linguist, writer) or have been (musician) some of these. Hmm... If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer... If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor... If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener... If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef... If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist... If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian... If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer... If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor... If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer... If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate... If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist... If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor... If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi... If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer... If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer.... If I could be a Jedi, I'd cross the stars, traveling from planet to planet, stopping injustice as I wield my golden lightsaber. If I could be a painter, I'd paint my own book covers, using airbrush and pastels, creating romantic masterpieces in 3" X 5" inches. If I could be a TV-Chat Show host, I'd have romance authors to interview about their latest books and introduce up-and-coming writers. My show would also have Pick-a-Book segment to pick my favorite romance stories. And there would be a fun contest - Looking for Mr. Romance. The viewers would like some eye candy. *winks* If I could be an actor, I'd love to work in a movie with a theme set in the past, something maybe Druid or Viking, and with Viggo Mortensen in the lead. If I could be a bonnie pirate, like my distant relative Pirate Cofresi, I'd sail the Caribbean Sea into great adventures, picking up handsome men in every shore. I'm tagging Laura Biacchi and Abbey.